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Der Richter zum Angeklagten: "Sie sind beschuldigt, Ihren Nachbarn unter Schimpfworten in den Wald getrieben und dort ganz fürchterlich verprügelt zu haben. Sind Sie da nicht ein bisschen zu weit gegangen, Angeklagter?"
Antwort: "Ja, das stimmt, Herr Richter! Ich hätte es schon vorher auf der Wiese tun sollen!"

Deux escargots se baladent sur une plage.
Ils croisent une limace. L'un tourne vers l'autre et dit
- Demi-tour nous sommes sur la plage des nudistes !


Un automobilista sta ascoltando il giornale radio che viene interrotto per una comunicazione urgente: «Attenzione, attenzione...a tutti gli automobilisti...un pazzo ha imboccato l’autostrada del Sole contromano!!!»

Appena ascoltato il messaggio, l’uomo esclama schivando le macchine: «Per fortuna che doveva essere solo uno...qua saranno un centinaio!!»

Μια μέρα ο Θεός και ο Αδάμ συζητούσαν. Ρωτάει λοιπόν ο Αδάμ τον Θεό.
- "Γιατί έκανες την Εύα τόσο απαλή και και τρυφερή;"
- "Για να την θέλεις".
Ξαναρωτάει ο Αδάμ τον Θεό.
- "Γιατί έκανες την Εύα τόσο ελκυστική;"
- "Για να την θέλεις" απαντάει ο Θεός.
Μετά από λίγο ξαναρωτάει ο Αδάμ τον Θεό,
- "Γιατί έκανες την Εύα τόσο ηλίθια;"
- "Για να σε θέλει απαντάει ο Θεός..."


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