how many quiddich players does it take to
light up a wand?
six to work their butts off and a seeker
to take the credit.
How many Veela does it take to light up a
wand?
just one, really, but chances are there'll
be about a hundred guys begging to do it
for her.
1. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! You can say his name
now, silly!
Why did Potter cross the road.
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why did Trevor cross the road?
To get away from Longbottom.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. It is the only thing they are good for.
What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?
Gifted.
What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain
cells?
Pregnant.
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